
Yep. You gotta it.
This couldn't explain more of what I feel like today.
Disgusting.
It's Thursday. It's 'wear you big clothes day'...
Oh wait, my big clothes still make me fell this way.
Aaron is gone out of town for a hunting trip.
Yes. I just announced this on my blog... for the world to see.
So help me Lord, If you come into my home unannounced, RUINING my Lifetime down-time, to hurt me or steal from me, I have no problem blowing your head off with several bullets and then torturing you until you die.
Do you see what feeling like a popped can of crescent rolls does to me...
makes me evil.
Anyway. Aaron is gone. And I think it's a great time to
start on my brand new tread mill. Maybe I won't look like a fluffy marshmallow
when he comes home... {sigh}
This is a horrible feeling. It's the worst ever.
I'll tell you right here. Right now. No secrets today Erin. I have my pants unzipped. All the way down... folded in to make it look like my shits together.
They are unbuttoned. I won't take my jacket off.
I repeat. I will NOT take off my jacket.
I repeat. I will NOT take off my jacket.
Seriously. This is a complete waste of a cute outfit. What's cuter than a bunch of dough trying to breathe?
Maybe I don't look cute today but I totally have on a cute outfit that is unacceptably worn incorrectly. I feel horrible.
This sucks. I need to go home. I won't say it's worse than having the flu -
but it's pretty bad. Totally 100% not okay to feel this uncomfortable.
Help? Anybody? Somebody....
Help? Anybody? Somebody....

















