Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Mackey Maddess Cruises

Hi there friends! I'm Megan and I blog about life over at Mackey Madness.

While Jess is away having a blast on her cruise, I figured that I could hop on over and share a little bit from a cruise I went on in 2009. My two best friends and I decided that we needed a real vacation, so we hopped aboard the Carnival Fantasy and away we went.

That's me in the blue and my two friends.

We sailed from New Orleans and visited several islands. I have been on a few other cruises and I always have such a great time. There are several things that I love about cruising, but I would have to say that my favorite thing of all is the FOOD! Oh my goodness, it is never ending and delicious. And then you return home and wonder why your clothes don't fit anymore. Poo.



Getting ready to board.



Lifeboat dril




Our ship and another ship when we docked one day.


Zip lining one day.

With our dinner waiter.


This is SO much fun...and a little weird to slide while you cruise on an open sea.

If any of y'all haven't been on a cruise, I highly recommend it...at least once! It's a great way to get away from it all and turn the computers and cell phones off. Plus, you typically get to visit several islands and have the chance to do some really fun adventures (like the zip line that we did!)

Thanks for having me, Jess!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Who's your DOPPEL-GANGER?



A Mommas Desires and Pacifiers


... yes I'm still packing.
...yes I'm still {Party RockN in my house riiiight now}
... no I can not pass this link up.
... yes I pissed my panties.

... yes you need to go visit me on Lori's blog & find out
my most embarrassing moment... no joke.

okay. now for the good stuff.

Raven
AKA Ronaldo or Brandi
tested our her celebrity look-a-like yesterday & somehow I missed out
on yeseterdays fun but it was surely how I wanted to start my Tuesday morning out.
Hysterical.

Remember the time when I posted this same kind of thing only  I tested out what mine & Aarons children would
look like? Horrific rememeber? Worst day of my life.

I'm going to use the same picture that & see what celebrity I look like.
Let's hope Michael Jackson {aka Mj} isn't one of them like our poor child was.

Okay. Here we go.
using this photo


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{excuse the poor quality. I took this picture with my iPhone. I didn't know how else to do it.}

Ahhhhh shit.
 dammit!!!


Ohh I didn't tell you ....
I'm a man.
Really... what the freaking balls?

All Men? Bald?
How about Martin? Who is he? How about all the bushy eyebrows?
& what's up with the brown eye color?
Goly-Geez.

So I clicked the "See More Results"



Carmen Electra... hell yes!
It may only be the blue eyes that resemble but let's pretend it's the total package!
But really? Do I really resemble Phillip Seymor?


Okay, so I did Aaron too.
Again using the same photo I used back when we made kids Internet style.
Using this photo...


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Carmen Electra???
Do Aaron and I look alike?
You can just call us

SUPA FINE!

How hysterical is it that George Bush is on there?
Cracks me up!!!!
I mean, at least he didn't get all WOMEN.
I'm still pissed.
Speaking of women...

I think I really did find his either
A} Twin or B} his sister he never knew

I then chose to see more of his celebrity look-a-likes...


HELLO Brad Pitt.
It would've blown MY head a heck of a lot more if it were
a picture of him in his Tristan days of a Legends of the Fall.
Gahhhhh, those were Brads BEST days!

Morgan Fairchild...
Doesn't she look just like my husband?
Bahhahahahahahahahaha... hysterical.
I think so... minus the hair.


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And since Raven shared her
"Who people always say I look like"
 I figured...
What the hell, I'm gonna do it too.

First up...
I've never ever ever seen this but I get this ALL THE TIME.
Matter of fact my tennis coach in HS used to call me Cameron.
Cameron is tall. I'm 5'2.
She's boob-less. I'm not.
 She's skinny. I've got meat on my bones.
People say our personalities are identical.

then....
Jennifer Nettles and I ... no comparison.
Again, I do not see it. I have many people tell me love the  video "Stuck Like Glue",
the way Jennifer acts is like watching me. When I saw the video after the 5th person told me... I was a bit confused. She like stalks the crap outta that guy... right???
Maybe it's our gestures?

Next up...


?!?!?!
Yeah. I've gotten this only a few times but...
that's what they say.

Last but not leastAaron and I both get a lot of this.
People said we look like these two celebrities....
Yes. That is us in the middle.
Whoop Whoop!

The End.

PS- dont forget to visit me at
Lori's blog.

my most embarassing moment....

Par-tay rockN in my house toniiiight....
{bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp-a-domp-a-domp...}
& Yes, I AM doing the craZy dance that goes with that.

can you feel my energy?
You should!

I'm more than stoked to say that tomorrow is the big day.
Vacation.
 
However, today I'm finding myself in a rut.
Only there are some things I NEVER look forward to...

A} packing {especially since I'm just starting today}
B} unpacking {no joke, takes me a month}

However it's ALWAYS worth the getaway.
And besides the fact that I have a weird love for rolling suitcases in any kind
of airport or departure building... Yeah, I'm werid.
Something about it makes me get a high...

 BAAAHAHAHA

 go ahead and laugh.


{i feel totally cool here}

I'm visiting Lori over at A Crazy Walk on the Safe Side today discussing FIVE things you must know before you cruise....

You MUST enter her SUMMER GIVEAWAY...
She's giving away the book BLOOM by blogger Kelle Hampton + a whole of
of other amazing summer must-haves!
to enter go HERE.

& what you don't know is...
my most embarassing moment of my life... but you must go find out over there!
Go see me!



Wednesday, April 11, 2012

I'm ready....

to be doing this...

while sipping on this....


and this...


and this...


Oh
I'm past ready for this...



and this...


oh and this too...

{minus the football. it was the first game of the year}

But I can't leave out just how much I'm looking forward to this...


and this...


and this is always fun...


... and this too


and I always look forward to this


Next week.  Can you please come any faster?
You are moving entirely to slow.
I'm ready for all of this!


Tuesday, April 10, 2012

MY answers to YOUR questions...


Last week I stepped out of the box and asked all of you
to ask me anything, so you could get to know me better.  I had a lot of fun answering these questions and though there are a lot on my {hair}, I tried to answer my best however I think I'll be doing a DIY post soon on the curling technique I swear by.
So hang on tight, I'm working on it. There is still time to ask your question{s}, GO HERE to add yours!  Until then, have fun!

Here it goes.

The Bargin Blonde broke the ice with....
1. What is your favorite Zoo Animal?
2. What kind of hair product do you use.

1} I absolutely love the monkeys. All of them. They are hysterical.
They are plain disgusting. But I enjoy watching them. I also love the Giraffes, there is something about them that amazes me.

2} Hair Product. Hmmm...
Being I used to be a hair stylist this should be good. But really... it's not that great.
On a regular basis I shampoo & condition my hair with Redken, Color Extend.
On a shopping trip with a tight budget it's Dove. {I know, go ahead and boo me}
And when my hair is disgusting and needs oxygen {always} I use Wen shampoo & Conditioner - it's way too expensive for me on a regular basis.

I don't usually put anything in my hair on a regular basis.

If I curl my hair, I usually wait three day to wash it.  I have super thick hair and it barely gets greasy. Dirty hair holds curl.  I absolutely swear by Redken {Spray Starch} if you are one whose hair NEVER holds curls. With the proper curling iron technique, I promise you... it will hold curl.
{key to curling iron curls, never start at the bottom of your hair strand}

For Volume. Okay, so I should have lived in the 80's because I am a rock star at heart. I believe in big hair. I tease my hair. Oh yes, tease it all the way.
However, if my hair is pretty clean I'll use some Redken {Guts 10} for some ump-th in my roots.

This all sounds like so much, but really I don't take a lot of time with my hair.
I wash it. Blow dry the roots. Let the rest air dry and never brush it.

Oh and I love love love love love It's a 10 Products.
Seriously. The leave-in  conditioner product will change your life.



Now that I've written a whole post on hair... I'll try to keep the rest to the point.
probably not.

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Mrs. Carolyn asked me....
1.  How do you get your hair so cute?
2. Whats your biggest guilty pleasure?
3.  Describe your perfect day.

1} Oh goodness. [blushing]
 {Read above}
2} My guiltiest pleasure is definitely crap food.
 I'm such a snack-er & love to dine out. If Mexican was healthy, I'd be a rail.
That being said, I really want to learn to live a healthier lifestyle.
Pray for me. I'm six days into living {eating} healthier.

3} My perfect day___________. Are we talking in reality or my pinterest life?
In reality my perfect day would waking up to my husband at one of the old Bed & Breakfasts' downtown Savannah.  Breakfast would be waiting for us, ready & hot.  I'll take waffles & maple syrup with strawberries on the side.  Aaron would be having Eggs, bacon, grits with cheese & toast. He'd want milk, maybe OJ. I'll take a cup of coffee with a small milk on the side.  We'd enjoy the peace & quiet while we ate in bed watching re-runs of Reba. {Yes, Reba} We'd take our time getting ready, no rushing or watching the clock is allowed. We'd walk down by the river for a little while listening to the men play their saxophones & flutes as we walk in & out of the shops. We'd picnic in Ellis Square for lunch {in a non-sappy romantic way} or maybe underneath the enormous oak trees watching kids play soccer or Frisbee. Maybe we could practice my kite flying skills too?  Enjoying the wonderful company of my husband - talking about anything that crosses our mind. Just enjoying the little things & life in general. There would be great laughter.
Ending my perfect day with a little pool time back at the stay,  sipping on cocktails...
winding down. Nothing fancy for dinner. We'd take the pedicab over to Sweet Melissa's 
and order a large meat lovers to-go. Back to the B&B we'd go and end the night exactly like we did when we we woke up.... In bed. Only we'd find a new movie to rent on TV. 
THAT would be my perfect day. Seriously.
{Notice all the food I talked about} 
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Beth asked me ALMOST the same thing...
 What steps/products do you use in your hair.
Are you really Gluten Free.

1} Haha, everyone is making my blush with all the hair questions.
You guys are ALL too sweet! As far as {steps} goes, I don't really have any.
But since everyone is questioning my hair, I'll do a solo post on ...
maybe how to curl it?

2}Am I gluten-free? Again, only for six days.
Do I have the CD disease, no I do not. I choose to go gluten free because...

a) my cousin lost 30 pounds on it.

That brought my attention closer. I started to ask her questions and guidance about it {no lie} about two months ago because I wanted to loose weight then. Well, since then I've heard more of Gluten Free... pretty everywhere. I listen to the same radio station on my drive to work, Kelly went Gluten Free. I started seeing it everywhere in the grocery stores.
And there was something else that rang a bell to my brain. I don't remember.
I believe in signs. Whether it's true to not, I don't care - but I always chose to believe
I see or hear things for a reason.

I've been wanting to really change my eating lifestyle for forever now.
And since {in all reality} I'm having a weekend trip {involving the beach 7 bathing suits} with 6 other of my middle school friends that I have NOT seen in yyyyyeeeeeeeaaarrrrs, I want to loose weight and learn to control it. {They are all size like... 4, yikes!}

Also, I have horrible acid reflux & my digestive system... sucks!
So, eating healthier and learning to paying attention to what I'm eating will help both of these {major} issues with my body.
So this all brought me to the gluten free diet/lifestyle.

Beth also requested a picture of my red hair.
Yes, this is my natural color hair.
If you follow me on Instagram {@stilettosandafishingpole}
you've seen this....

& I just posted this one as my {a younger you}

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Breanna wanted to know what's in my shower?
And also if I had to put a holiday on repeat everyday for the next year what would
it be?
1} My shower... It consists of two Gillette Fusion Razors, {I prefer men's razors, they seem to do much better jobs.} A large tube of Coochy Shave Cream, Men's Dove body wash, Escape bubble bath {scent, island breeze, my favorite}, Redken Color Extend Hair shampoo & conditioner, also dove shampoo & then my newest and latest product that I love is the St. Ives Apricot Face Scrub... Ohhhh It's heaven. From our faucets, I have a one pink bath ball puffy scrub thing & a blue one... for me & for him & can't forget my finger nail scrubber.

2}I'd put my anniversary on repeat.
Pretty funny being we haven't even celebrated our first year yet but I know that
whatever we decide to do it'll be traveling & just the two of us.  We plan to travel as much as we can & do as much as possible before having kids.

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Sarah wanted to know "How do you keep it hot in your marriage?"

I feel so funny answering this because I'm still a newly wed, most people say or think "Oh they are still in the honeymoon stage." 
However, I've been with Aaron for a little over 11 years so it definitely has to been freshened up very often.

I try to always pretend we are still dating. 
Flirt: whether it be grabbing a hand full of toosh or giving a
sexy wink across the room without anyone else seeing... I believe in flirting.
I try to look cute at home; Yes my make up comes off. No my hair doesn't always look great, most of the time it's wet or balled up in a messy ball however I focus on what I wear around him. I think this is very important.
Change up in the bedroom.
Conversation. Talk but listening is what wins the heart.


...... To be continued for
PART II
next week!