Tuesday, June 12, 2012

VLOG {Epic Fail}

Yep!!! That's right, I humiliated myself && that's pretty hard to do.

Okay. So I rushed home today to prepare for my Vlog.
I had no idea what I was doing being this was my first time.
NEVER is my husband showered and ready to settle down when I get home...
but today? Yeah - he was.
Let's just say I BEGGED him to leave the house, I was really really shy.

I am NOT a shy person anyone can tell you this. But being behind a camera, talking to it...
ONLY YOU - It's a bit intimidating.
I was really feeling dumb.

So. Not only did I lock Aaron in his man room but I also had to turn the TV on.
Seriously, I was dying of embarrassment.
I go through my ENTIRE VLOG ... I show & Tell EVERYTHING.
I turn it over && it stopped RIGHT before I started showing my items.
Before you watch, You should know:

I was so nervous.
Watch out for adnormal weird faces
My video is super dark even though it wasn't before I downloaded it.
Please Excuse the music.
Massive Cleavage due to my horrible posture. {Usually have pretty good posture}
Dont Judge.

&& so I try to pick up where I left off.

&& it's officially an EPIC FAIL.
... Apologies for my ANNOYING ANNOYING hand gestures.
I could NOT quit moving them around. My nerves were killing me!

&& then I tried one more time && this is what happened....

Clearly you can see VLOGING is not my thing. My voice was weird.
My boobs were hanging out every where.
I didn't get to show you hardly anything && I even shared POSITIONS!!!

Maybe I can try again soon && really share some of my favorites.
Until then, Peace ouT! My husband has had enough.

"... But everyone is doing this." excuse is no longer working. He needs my attention!


Ashley said...

"I told my husband he could come out" <---- My favorite part! That made me lol. And girlfrannnnn there is absolutely nothing wrong with your voice! I'm a nervous hand talker too so I totally feel ya on that one =)

Ali said...

Omg Jess! I seriously love you!! You're so funny and cute!

lori said...

aww jess, you're so cute! i refuse to do a vlog. i absolutely hate my voice and would humiliated.

sad i didnt get to hear the positions... hahah!

Kayla @ Keepin' Up With the Klaassens said...

These were too funny! New follower here and your southern voice is so cute!

Mrs. Chavis said...

you are too funny!

Nicole said...

Is it weird to say that's not how I pictured you sounding? LOL.

Ok, so all these healthy people...yeah, they like to share when they are all eating healthy, but the part they don't share is when they're stuffing their faces with shells and cheese :) Which, BTW, is the BEST mac n cheese EVER! Well, anything with Velveeta really!
You're just keeping it real, girl :) And we appreciate it!

It is weird to hear your own voice on a vlog. I get super embarassed when I take video cause it's usually out around our farm when we're working, which means the whole damn family is around!

Emily Schell said...

Hi from the link up! I thought your videos were so cute :) LOVE your shoes :D

Emily @ Raines and Shines said...

sooo funny! i love it.

Katy M said...

You are so cute!! I loved the vlog! It definitely is weird talking to a camera!

Jeremy and Megan said...

I was so embarrassed in mine too!! Loved putting a voice to the face!! :)

Liv Kit said...

Vlogging isnt for me either! I tried probably just as many times as you, and it did not workout for me.

The Pink Growl said...

You are precious! I cannot stop laughing, but I promise I'm not judging you. My accent is HEAVY so I always feel bashful making a vlog. This one was my 2nd attempt. Like you said, I feel myself trying to downplay the accent. I'm sure if someone met me in real life they would think holy hell she's a hick! I hope that you feel more comfortable next time. So glad you tried though! :)

Anonymous said...

You look and sound so much like Lauren Elaina from Idol! & You totally do not look horrible. Adore your favorite shoes! You weren't bad, you were funny :)

Katie said...

New Follower...loved your vlog, you are so cute :)

kimberly rae said...

lol omg you are adorable!! don't be nervous! you're great! :)

Amber said...

You're better than I am! I wanted to Vlog, but just couldn't bring myself to do it :(

And just so you know... I am getting ready to go for a run, and then realized I have Velveeta Shells in my pantry! After run lunch... I think so :)

Have a great day~

Anonymous said...

You are great! It took me like 12 tries! Visiting from the link up!

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