Friday, March 30, 2012

friday letters


Dear Paycheck, it's sad because I didn't even know you arrived today. Maybe because you seem so slack now-a-days, all my wants for these coral, yellow & navy blue clothes & accessories are killing me. Dear Hubby, I'm so sorry I motor boated the back of your sweat pants last night... while you were wearing them. I couldn't help it. Thank you for making me laugh hysterical everyday. I knew I married you for a reason. Dear Job, come on already. You know what I'm talking about. Dear body, why could yo not be the slimmer type. All this weight gain is starting to take over and I'm super sad about it. I wish I didn't like to eat. Dear Cactus, you are the only plant I've ever been able to keep alive. It's been two years since you've lived with us, please don't die now. I need my husband to believe I am great with your species, fail. Dear Bloggers, anyone want to volunteer your time and help me get my {followers} to show? I've deleted my gadget and added it and it still isn't there. Is a gadget and a widget the same thing? Help me. Please? On the other hand, thank you all for following me and developing a unique bond - nobody understands the love I have for ya'll being we don't even know you. But I do. I truly love you all and you all make me very happy. Dear Michele, Have a wonderful time at your 30th birthday party this weekend {Casino Style}. I know your sisters have been working so hard on it for a while now, I so wish we could be there to celebrate with you. Dear hometown friend, I wish I could take your pain away. I wish this misery would all be gone and you could be truly happy. Time heals all wounds. Time sucks. I'm so sorry this is all happening in your life but you are stronger than you know and I think you are an amazing person. Be true to yourself always. Put yourself first. When you do that, you will find the happiness that's been waiting a very long time for you to arrive. Dear Shih Tuz fever, please go away. How I would love to parent another Shih Tuz, I also love my time with my hubby. No distractions. I think I may ask for one of you by July 1st. Yeah, that would an awesome  birthday present. Hmmmm... I really need this dog fever to leave. I wanna be selfish for as long as possible. Amanda started this. She is to blame, but Mirana is just stinkN adorable. Is it freaky I show Mirana off to everyone as if I know her/him personally? My husband says so. This fever needs to stop.
My once upon a time fur child who now is adopted by my in-laws. However he still comes to visit everyday for a total of ... 15 minutes. {And yes, the largest Shih-Tuz you've ever seen. Also my MIL cuts him herself. :)}

That's it for today. I think...
Xo, Jess


Carolyn said...

First - I'm right there with you on the money and the body! HAHA Dang that yummy food. :)

Second - I can try to help with your blogger issues!

Megan said...

My shih-tzu is 18 pounds! He's a big boy! But oh soooo sweet! Definitely the perfect fur-child to have!

Lins said...

Hi! I used to have a shih-tzu. Her name was sugar. Her registered name was sweet brown sugar shi shi. (shi shi was her mothers name so I obiously had to put it in there somehow) I won't tell you the sad story of her on here but if you want to know message me. :) Your shih-tzu actually looks like what my Sugar looked like.

I have no idea how to fix the followers...I am a new blogger so I am still figuring out blogspot and trying to make my page pretty. :)

I am also right there with you on the body. I wish you could make weight fall off with a magic wand it would make life so much easier! :)

Jeremy and Megan said...

I love this post!! You are a funny lady! :)

Kate said...

I'm right there with you! I've gained a good chunk of weight since being married and I love to eat!

Karen Mortensen said...

You still show up on my blogs I follow. Hope you can get it figured out. I think there needs to be a blogger help line somewhere.

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