Tuesday, January 10, 2012

I did a bad thing today.

Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?

Don't  try to explain to me you have never played this trick on your man?
Well, I have. Plain in clear. But that is not what I call doing something bad. It is not a bad thing naming your mans wank Princess Sophia. Okay, Okay - maybe so.
If you have no idea what I am talking about, shame on you!
One of my all time favorite movies, How to loose a guy in 10 days.
 I can recite the entire movie & watch it over & over & over & over again. I laugh just as hard every time! 

Alright to the point.

 Remember when Andie made Ben their family album showing what their future children will look like? Of course you do! Hilarious but they were scary as hell. 
Can't ya tell from Ben's facial expression?


Well I kind of somewhat ran into this off a website looking for baby stuff.
I am not preggers. I was not shopping for me.
I am not preggers.

I had to clear that up, Anyway.

On the bottom of the screen there were different ads & as I looked at the next page
I saw The Baby Morpher and it had Brad's face + Angelina's face = then a random baby.  Immediately I knew I must to do this. How exciting, right?
This is where my something bad fits in.

 So I did it. I chose the first two photos that I ran into of Aaron and I that were big enough to fit the picture box. Let's just say I didn't think it could get any scarier than Ben & Andie's children. Oh but it can.

I used this picture of me-

& this picture of my handsome husband -

Then I chose to surprise me with the baby's gender.
Then chose a medium skin tone for our baby.
{hoping s/he has his skin tone not mine}

I'm smiling BIG at this moment thinking this is really happening. Okay. I need you to feel my excitement. I need you to relax and get butterflies with me.  I'm about to see what our future children will look like.
Big cheesy smile.

 
drum roll please....




Me + Aaron  =

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Face drop, right? Me too!

Really?
Is she not the scariest looking child next to Chuckie.
Apparently I misunderstood "medium skin tone" .
Not only that but really ...
look at the head of hair? What is that? Pure awfulness. They could have at least
groomed my child before letting me see her for the first time, geez louise! 
 & like the most insane facial shape I've ever seen. Our child looks like she is spray tanned. Really? If she is gonna be a mixed baby, then let her be a mixed baby.
Looks as if I slipped a hubba hubba before MJ died. Her skin is two toned.

I named her Mj.
Let's hope I don't try to put my baby back in my vajayjay when that time comes
because Mj is kinda freaky looking. I was very disappointed.

Round Two

OF COURSE I went back for more.
This time I didn't find myself smiling, I was a little nervous. I chose "surprise" for the gender & this time I changed our skin tone to "light".

Me + Aaron =
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Okay...
not AS strange as Mj. But really... they should update her fashion. It's horrific!
They hid her hair with a {voted worst hat EVER} hat. An ugly fugly hat.
I do like her dimple. She gets that from her Momma. 

Her name is Bo Bo.
as soon as I saw her I thought of bringing her to Barnum & Bailey Circus.

Round Three

Then I said to myself well a physic once told I was going to have "two boys" & "one pregnancy"{inspiration on my next blog post... coming soon} So I went back to see what our baby boy would look like.

Are you ready? Because he came out a little fuzzy & totally unexpected.
 This time I entered Aarons photo before mine. So....

Aaron + Me =

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Awwwwwwe, isn't he is so sweet?
MUCH better.  He makes me smile.
Besides his mysterious/fuzzy/missing ears, I think he is PERFECT!


What I got out of this?
It redefined me that I STILL want to hold off on creating a REAL baby & also that I do not want a 3D picture of my child in the womb.
However, we'd make a pretty little boy. :)

Bad thing = I've scared the living shiiii outta myself.

Wait!
 Before you go watch this little clip of Andie showing Ben their family album. #hilarious.










Our Family Album







How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days



— MOVIECLIPS.com









32 comments:

Ashley said...

LOL too funny! The last pic wasnt soo bad - but you're right the first two - good birth control lol!(no offense) Good thing its just a computer illustration!

Dayna Leigh said...

I just cracked the hell up. That is hilarious! That first picture got me the most.

Loved this post!

dottie said...

Oh my lawd. This was pretty good. Not going to lie.

Thank you for the much needed laughs!!

♥ Marcy ♥ said...

I am crying... the last one was obvi the best BUT the fact that you did it not once, not twice, but three times absolutely had me in tears! Third time is a charm eh? LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

shay said...

omg i am LOLing here in my office at work! this was too too funny! i am so scared to try mine!! i cannot get enough of mj's hair.... bahahahahaha!

Jesslyn Amber said...

HAHAHA!!! This is great!!!
Love that movie too. I've only seen it 2647362362 times! :)

Mrs. Robinson said...

This is hilarious. It's amazing how those three "kids" don't look ANYTHING alike. Thanks for cracking me up today :)

Carolyn said...

First - LOVE THAT MOVIE! :)

I did this a couple months ago, and my result was a blurry little baby too! I kinda want to go see what my other kids are going to look like! LOL Love it!!

Steph@ Living The Young Life said...

AHAHA!! THIS IS MY LAGUH FOR THE DAY!! That kid needs some serious frizz control serum!!

BlessedMama said...

Bahaha! Too funny!

Lindsey said...

hahahaha ummm i love this movie. One of my faves. I'm not ok with that first chucky child. The third one, yes, I can deal with! hahaha scary!

Michelle said...

You totally have me cracking up at my desk! The first one TOTALLY had me - how awful!

And now I want to do this to see how it compares to our little boy.

Carrie said...

I don't think I have laughed so hard in a long time!!!! That first picture almost made me spit out my water!!!

Mallory said...

OMG that first picture is so scary! There's no way you guys could ever make anything so scary!

& I love How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, too:)

K said...

I HAVE to try this. Where did you find that website?!

lori said...

hahaha. oh my gosh. that is hilarious.

Cristie Young said...

This is hilarious! The first two are really scary! I am glad you went for a third.

Megan said...

haha I love it. THats awesome.

BTW I tagged you in a post. Hope you join in the fun :)

www.imademybed.blogspot.com

Sarah said...

Bahaha.... I did that too and both times it looks so funny!! Our kids looks mixed.

Charlotte said...

That picture is too funny! What a funny website. Thanks for the laugh!

Ophelia said...

i literally LOL'ed on the first picture...and its still cracking me up

Amberly Enich said...

First: let me just say that I seriously cried from laughing at this post. Thank you for the much needed laugh. Second: I love that movie!

Ashley said...

Oh.em.jee That first baby is...well to be honest I have no words. That baby needs a relaxer and some reconstructive surgery. I think I'll add that into my dating criteria. We must be able to make a cute baby on the baby face morpher or it's a no go.

Amanda @ New Adventures said...

O man this made me laugh out loud! I was a little nervous where this was going by your Princess Sophia comments :) haha!

Leslie said...

HAHA! This is hilarious!!
Also that is one of my favorite movies too!! I watch it at least once a month and recite all the lins too!! haha!

Confessions of a Single Mommy said...

I'm your newest follower, although I have been reading for a while! I just started my own blog. I love this post it is hilarious.

http://bh-confessions.blogspot.com/

Ashley said...

haha this is hilarious that you did this! I am not ashamed to say that I have stumbled across this on the internet before and my future children were hideous looking as well! Just found your blog and I love it!

Ashley
www.everydayaem.blogspot.com

Raven said...

hahahahaha this is awesome!! So going to do this myself....thanks for the laugh :)

Emily said...

I just found your blog and after reading this post I'm hooked! I died laughing at the first picture! I also shared your post on my blog because I thought it was too funny not to. Every girl thinks about doing this and the results are never anywhere close to what the kids will probably look like. I'm sure your real babies will be beautiful! Thanks for the laugh!

~Emily
http://gottaloveem-emily.blogspot.com/

Amy said...

Oh my gosh... you actually have me laughing out loud!! So funny & that is my all time favorite movie! Just came across your blog and I can't get enough! :)

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Shug in Boots said...

hahahaha. that shiz is hilarious. and scary. especially the first one. bless her heart.