I did a bad thing today.

Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?

Don't  try to explain to me you have never played this trick on your man?
Well, I have. Plain in clear. But that is not what I call doing something bad. It is not a bad thing naming your mans wank Princess Sophia. Okay, Okay - maybe so.
If you have no idea what I am talking about, shame on you!
One of my all time favorite movies, How to loose a guy in 10 days.

 I can recite the entire movie & watch it over & over & over & over again. I laugh just as hard every time! 

Alright to the point.

 Remember when Andie made Ben their family album showing what their future children will look like? Of course you do! Hilarious but they were scary as hell. 
Can't ya tell from Ben's facial expression?

Well I kind of somewhat ran into this off a website looking for baby stuff.

I am not preggers. I was not shopping for me.

I am not preggers.

I had to clear that up, Anyway.

On the bottom of the screen there were different ads & as I looked at the next page

I saw The Baby Morpher and it had Brad's face + Angelina's face = then a random baby.  Immediately I knew I must to do this. How exciting, right?
This is where my something bad fits in.

 So I did it. I chose the first two photos that I ran into of Aaron and I that were big enough to fit the picture box. Let's just say I didn't think it could get any scarier than Ben & Andie's children. Oh but it can.

I used this picture of me-

& this picture of my handsome husband -

Then I chose to surprise me with the baby's gender.

Then chose a medium skin tone for our baby.

{hoping s/he has his skin tone not mine}

I'm smiling BIG at this moment thinking this is really happening. Okay. I need you to feel my excitement. I need you to relax and get butterflies with me.  I'm about to see what our future children will look like.

Big cheesy smile.

 

drum roll please....

Me + Aaron  =

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Face drop, right? Me too!

Really?

Is she not the scariest looking child next to Chuckie.

Apparently I misunderstood "medium skin tone" .

Not only that but really ...

look at the head of hair? What is that? Pure awfulness. They could have at least

groomed my child before letting me see her for the first time, geez louise! 

 & like the most insane facial shape I've ever seen. Our child looks like she is spray tanned. Really? If she is gonna be a mixed baby, then let her be a mixed baby.

Looks as if I slipped a hubba hubba before MJ died. Her skin is two toned.

I named her Mj.

Let's hope I don't try to put my baby back in my vajayjay when that time comes

because Mj is kinda freaky looking. I was very disappointed.

Round Two

OF COURSE I went back for more.

This time I didn't find myself smiling, I was a little nervous. I chose "surprise" for the gender & this time I changed our skin tone to "light".

Me + Aaron =

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Okay...

not AS strange as Mj. But really... they should update her fashion. It's horrific!

They hid her hair with a {voted worst hat EVER} hat. An ugly fugly hat.

I do like her dimple. She gets that from her Momma. 

Her name is Bo Bo.

as soon as I saw her I thought of bringing her to Barnum & Bailey Circus.

Round Three

Then I said to myself well a physic once told I was going to have "two boys" & "one pregnancy"{inspiration on my next blog post... coming soon} So I went back to see what our baby boy would look like.

Are you ready? Because he came out a little fuzzy & totally unexpected.

 This time I entered Aarons photo before mine. So....

Aaron + Me =

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Awwwwwwe, isn't he is so sweet?

MUCH better.  He makes me smile.

Besides his mysterious/fuzzy/missing ears, I think he is PERFECT!

What I got out of this?

It redefined me that I STILL want to hold off on creating a REAL baby & also that I do not want a 3D picture of my child in the womb.

However, we'd make a pretty little boy. :)

Bad thing = I've scared the living shiiii outta myself.

Wait!

 Before you go watch this little clip of Andie showing Ben their family album. #hilarious.

Our Family Album







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