The Bachelor: Cheesy First Impressions



Maybe you are new to my blog, maybe you aren't either way you will

see that in the past two years I've become really hooked on his show.

This seasons Bachelor is Ben Flajnik - the runner up {who got down on his knee and proposed to Ashley and was rejected} on last years Bachelorette!

I liked Ben. I think he is a doll.

I've been counting down the days {like no joke} since it was announced on TV when the first show would aire....

whiiiiich was last night. Enough with the yaddi yaddi ya...

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There we {my hubby & I} were at 8:00 sharp - Spaghetti Dinner all set up on the coffee table in the living room ready for the show....

Okay, Did you watch it? So you are with me on the 'Cheesy First Impressions'?

I mean golly geez, if I were about to meet a guy who can possibly be the love of my life -

I do not want to start off

A} Running to him as soon as I get out of the Limo

B}Write a poem that says "Don't make fun of my butt chin dimple"

C} Hand Sanitizer & spraying breathe mints in my mouth

D} Bring my grand mother along... who also had more conversation with

the Bachelor than I did. Right? Right!

If you have no idea what I'm talking about...

Let me just introduce you to a few of the CrAzIeS that I saw last night.

Before I do let me just remind you in case you didn't really know

Girls are just awful & can be SO mean.

Ericka  studys Law & woed him with

"Verdict is in and you are guilty...of being sexy."

Okay not horrible compared to the other lines - but still... hold for later.

Ericka was given a rose.

Amber - Nurse

"My last name is Bacon...do you want a little taste?"

Do what? Really, you are trying to find your husband. Sex is important in a relationship {marriage} but I would NOT want my first impression to be a sex appeal. I sure hope there is more to her {like eating cow balls SERIOUSLY NO JOKE} than wanting to taste bacon because its my last name because I'm Canadian. Weirdo. I thought she seemed pretty cool in her video - but this is why she went home. Knowing Ben from last year, he is sensitive not a horny toad. Geez ma-nitty!

Jenna - New York Blogger

Okay I was REALLY excited about her. Even Aaron got over excited when "blogger" showed up under her name however - This girl was a basket case! One thing I do NOT understand about this show whether it's the Bachelor or Bachelorette is how they get SO upset when they leave before even knowing who the

main catch really is. What if there is not connection for you. right? I mean I get it. It would be embarrassing.  - This girl is definitely gonna be a star of the show - I mean like Drama wise.

Jenna was given a rose but I truly think she's here to stay for the show.

Courtney ... the model.

I'm not digging her. I hate cockiness. Well will see  more of her later.

Emily, a PhD student seemed good BUT

 she is the one who hand sanitized his hands & sprayed breath mint spray in his mouth

&&& gave him the first kiss. I don't dislike her but I think she'll stick around.

Even though I was so embarrassed for her & found myself ready for it to end, her rap song to him

was pretty good. Then again, cheesy on the first night of meeting ANYONE.

Emily was given a rose.

Samantha tried to rule him in by wearing her pageant sash to a pageant that nobody has heard of.

It MAY be different if it's like Miss Georgia or Miss Universe but Miss Pacific Palisades? What is that?

Lame! However, Ben liked it  because she too was given a rose.

Holly, who reminds me of a faker Emily wasn't so bad but REALLY

could have lost the Hat. I mean I get it. You are from Kentucky but really... he couldn't even hug you OR see you face. Hello! Other than that, she wasn't bad.

I can't really remember but I think Holly stayed & was given a rose.

Holly sitting with Bacon girl.

Aaron seems to think Blakeley, the "VIP Cocktail Waitress" is a stripper.

It convinced him more when she pretty much let boring pony tail like rape her with her eyes & words.

Blakeley was given a rose.

Speaking of ponytail lady, Monica.

First thing she has to say to Ben is "I miss my dog." Really?

But then it explained it because I really think she is there for the wrong reasons.

And just because I have to say it... Why would you really wear your hair in a slick back ponytail.

Nothing stylish about it. Cute dress, bad hair!

She stayed - Ben must have liked it.

Okay now... Brittney,  she brought her Grandmother with her to woe Ben.

Come on! Just because he is a family man... really? Grandma? I mean sad to say - but all Aaron and I could say about that is wonder how Grandma was taking all the judgement and harsh words from the other ladies as she watched herself on TV last night. I mean, Grandma & Ben had more convo than Brittney did.

However, she was given a rose.

I knew the girl from London was going home. She was sweet but full of energy. I'm hyperactive but I could hardly keep up with her. And her poem to Ben about herself... Don't point out your flaws within 5 minutes of meeting the Bachelor. "Don't make fun of my butt chin dimple" - really.

Yes, she went home.

How about the girl who got out of the limo AND SAID NOTHING.

Seriously. Why would you just walk past him & not say anything.

I sure hope you didn't wonder why you weren't given a rose . Here's your sign!

The last two I wanna discuss are the two I really liked:

Lindzi, who happened to be my FIRST like {judging off looks} when the ladies were first announced. who rode up on a horse. Okay, a little weird & cheesy but as soon as she got off -

I liked her. Well, I liked her in her video - speaking of that, how about that text from her Ex boyfriend - how HORRIBLE. Wow! Anyway, I liked her a lot from the start minus the horse.

Lindzi was given the first impression rose!

& Jamie, the one who adopted her siblings because of a rough past. She didn't go into cheesy lines or make a fool of herself when first meeting Ben. She walked gracefully, smiled & introduced herself. Normal.  Ben also gave her a rose. Yay!

Where is the drama:

both annoying already.